"It's not impossible, just imaginary"
when will my reflection show who I am inside?
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
he reminds me of me
that’s a she
aaaand that is the basis of ouran high school host club
While The Fault In Our Stars is very accurate from the medical perspective, I appreciate that John Green knows that Forever 21 has the cutest sundresses.
text ur best friend a heart smiley face heart, humans are fragile and can stop existing in an instant
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
this is so great omg
He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.
*plays with tie nervously at job interview*
"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."
"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"
You realize this makes it look like your mom just made a joke about coming out of your vagina, right? The green is you, the gray is “Mom”…
#Your life has plotholes
I’m glad I can bring joy to your life, Lane.
And then end it.
My friends, ladies and gentlemen.